AllTheSmallThings

sorenbowie: Yes please. How do we become friends? I WANT TO DO...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:30:37 -0400

sorenbowie:

Yes please. How do we become friends?

I WANT TO DO THIS THING…..

iturnedyouintome: (via 365 Days of Hand Lettering: Day 355)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:19:14 -0400

iturnedyouintome:

(via 365 Days of Hand Lettering: Day 355)

dear people who keep making bad superman movies:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:46:26 -0400

gyzym:

look, i get it: superman as a character can be pretty hard to make an audience relate to because he’s, you know, a super man! he has the powers, we know not of them, and while the interesting angle on superman is definitely his humanity y’all keep getting that really wrong, like shamefully wrong, but it’s okay, i understand, it’s hard to write, the shadow of the great christopher reeve movies, shhh, shhh. it’s gonna be okay, let me explain you a thing, there’s an easy solution, you just make this movie:

we open on a twelve year old lois lane in the aftermath of a FUCKSHIT CATASTROPHE. something disastrous has gone down — maybe it’s a massive oil spill, maybe it’s a situation reminiscent of the erin brockovich scandal, this is just a vague concept sketch, fill in what you want. the important part is: it’s a big bad corporate fuckup of the sort that we’re all too familiar with these days, and it’s got lexcorp written all over it. our first introduction to lois is watching her get approached by a patronizing, downtalking reporter and, all of twelve years old, step up to the fucking plate and take him and the company to task in the public eye. she’s the most poised and professional and pissed as fuck twelve year old you’ve ever seen, and she knows her facts, too. the reporter is impressed, but not as impressed as we, the audience, are as we watch her reign back her fear and do whatever she can to help her family, friends, and community.

sharpcut to a guy in a dead run down a back alley; he’s sweating and looking over his shoulder, clearly being chased. the camera pans out to reveal a daily planet logo — because, hey guys, the year is 2013, so the planet’s a 24 hour news network* now. you can argue new york times parallels all you want but the truth is that if superman’s looking for a job where he can a) be apprised of what’s going down with maximum speed and b) have an excuse to be on the scene immediately? then in this day and age he sure as shit ain’t working for print media; fight me. and you know what else, maybe clark’s a fucking camera man because he’s not actually great at reading or writing news because YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES CHARACTERS RELATABLE AND INTERESTING TO HUMAN BEINGS IS FLAWS, F L A W S, THAT IS THE THING YOU KEEP FORGETTING AND IT’S WHY SUPERMAN MOVIES KEEP BEING PAINFULLY BORING, ugh, whatever, moving forward.

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But honestly! If they were telling Superman stories about humans I might be a whole lot more interested in the whole deal…

ruineshumaines: Daniel Danger | On Tumblr.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:34:05 -0400

ruineshumaines:

Daniel Danger | On Tumblr.

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:27:03 -0400

meme-spot: This guy still needs to be remembered

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:09:50 -0400

meme-spot:

This guy still needs to be remembered

tyleroakley: Perfection.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:05:41 -0400

tyleroakley:

Perfection.

My theoretical child is totally getting a dire wolf

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:20:16 -0400

My theoretical child is totally getting a dire wolf

My Tolkein obsession is reaching new peaks… must be finals...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:18:16 -0400

My Tolkein obsession is reaching new peaks… must be finals time again -_-

A Game of Oh Shits Game of Oh Shits…. best thing I have...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:15:52 -0400

A Game of Oh Shits

Game of Oh Shits…. best thing I have heard in a long time…

lotr meme: two races [2/2] → Men “It is in Men that we must...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:11:52 -0400

_{lotr meme: two races [2/2] → Men}

_{“It is in Men that we must place our hope.”}

discovers: ok They worked together for many years and one day...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:40:13 -0400

discovers:

ok

They worked together for many years and one day upon discovering her deep affection for black coffee he began to bring two mugs when he walked past her cubicle every morning. At first he would just drop it off because it was on his way past but eventually he began to stay and chat, at first just about the weather or whatever she was working on and then slowly about their lives outside the office, his favorite books and that one cafe where she loved to go because they blended their own tea. In this way he slowly became part of her life, part of her routine. When they began getting coffee after work or tea from her favorite cafe on sunlit weekend mornings it did not seem strange or out of place to her. He made very few ripples in her life, there was just a comforting ‘there’-ness about him, a reliability that grew into mutual affection and then one day, he brought her coffee as he always did and with it he brought a promise that every day, every morning there would be two mugs of coffee. She smiled with the realization that she had never for a second doubted that that would be true and so as she took her final sip her smile turned into a grin and she promised to be there every day, every morning to drink the second mug with him.

"No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be..."

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:06:36 -0400

““No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves.””

- George R.R. Martin
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via let-them-eat-static)

pleatedjeans: smbc comics

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 15:20:29 -0400

pleatedjeans:

smbc comics

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Thu, 06 Jun 2013 01:00:15 -0400

birdandmoon: Everybody I know is having kids, so I made this...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 00:57:09 -0400

birdandmoon:

Everybody I know is having kids, so I made this helpful guide to nature names for your baby.

humansofnewyork: I asked: “What’s the most romantic thing he’s...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 12:49:48 -0400

humansofnewyork:

I asked: “What’s the most romantic thing he’s ever done?”

Her: “Well, there have been many things…”
Him: “What about that time in Geneva?”
Her: “When you were in Baghdad?”
Him: “No, the other time.”

Then I asked, “When were you in Baghdad?”
And he said, “Which time?”

cuntwarrior: rare-basement: i found me on my own dash! so...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 16:06:33 -0400

cuntwarrior:

rare-basement:

i found me on my own dash!

so clever it hurts.

primitivealtars: montypla: cash-crab: baby sloths taking a...

Thu, 30 May 2013 21:00:39 -0400

primitivealtars:

montypla:

cash-crab:

baby sloths taking a bath.

highlights include: squeaking, flower-eating

oh my god

they hang the sloths up to dry

hibiscus flowers are like sloth chocolate

I actually can’t even count the number of times I have seen this video but it is so stinking adorable. The NOISES the sloths make is just not even fair….

enough-effing-owls: OK- so everyone loves Shakespeare plays turned into high school movies (10...

Wed, 29 May 2013 12:35:26 -0400

enough-effing-owls:

OK- so everyone loves Shakespeare plays turned into high school movies (10 Things I Hate About You, She’s The Man, etc…)

But what about adapting a high school movie as a Shakespearean play?

If from Afric thou dost hail,
Wherefore is thine skin so pale?

By God, witless Karen!
Thou canst not question a lady’s hue of skin!